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happy monday

I am hyped. got up took a nice walk with dad and talked about the coming week. on the agenda, am going to look for a job, brush my own hair so that mom can get a break and pay more attention to current events. like dad says it is one thing to talk about mundane stuff, eating, sleeping, burping etc. but in order for me to get real traction (as in get more than 14 subscribers) I need to be more informative and relevant. so expect my posts to get a little more serious. I intend to talk more about the plight of my brothers & sisters that need to be adopted, the environment and the effects of global warming and most important of all, how to live on a budget. later ….

sunday brunch

sunday brunch at my buddies house. of course my mom and dad had to tag along but it was still very nice. I got to eat a raw carrot, watch my friend rip through the yard and get really close to the water (oh yeah he lives in this great big house, on the water with a pool and everything!) and just plain do whatever he liked. I really look up to him. Not really sure if it’s love or admiration, maybe even both. he is totally fearless. I’ll tell you a lot more 2morow, right now I feel real sleepy and need a nap. woof

swine flu

don’t get me wrong I am just as worried as the next guy (the four legged variety) but come on already. there are 39,000 deaths in the US alone from regular influenza flu. about 16,000 so far this year. so to be in an absolute panic about 109 reported cases is a little excessive. I am not suggesting we should crawl in some hole and forget about this but let’s not allow the media to scare the shit out of everyone either. this is a serious problem and needs to be addressed but at the same time, life goes on and let’s hear the rest of the news as well as “reasonable” updates on this outbreak. damn I am beautiful (sorry just got a glimpse in the mirror :)

the inevitable

well …. we knew this was going to happen! dad is running around trying to get the house cleaned up before mom gets back from her trip. here are the consequences, I have yet to be walked (being let out in the yard here and there doesn’t count!), there has been no breakfast served, have not been tickled, nobody has bothered to rub my face and eyes like I want it every morning, Vinny is panicking because he knows sooner or later dad (or worst mom) will find out that he peed on the sofa leg (the back left one) etc. etc.

On top of all of this I understand Chrysler is filing for bankruptcy, the “WHO” (not the band, the world health organization) has raised their alert level to 5 (second to the highest, ouch) and they just sent 80,000 kids home in Texas. What’s an Afghan to do?

current events (live happening now)

Dad is watching tv so I guess I hv to! It is interesting though, President Obama is holding a town hall style meeting (after his speech) and he is sounding pretty good. My mom and dad love this guy. He just answered a question about the car industry and I heard my dad mumbling …. just get Steve Jobs to run one of these car companies …. my dad is funny :) Let’s hope this doesn’t go on much longer as I really have to pee!

yum yum

daddy just served us dinner. ground beef, rice, carrots and some green veggie of some kind. man oh man that was good. surely this is something my mom must have cooked for us before she went on her trip. god I miss her. hang on a minute …. where is dad going? isn’t he supposed to be putting the dishes away? OMG …. he is, he is just going to walk away. that’s disgusting I am going to tell on him (unless I get a long walk and some cookies).

LOL I just looked at the corner of my eye, my little brother is passed out in his bed …. ha ha, he looks like a meatball wrapped in bacon. damn I am beautiful, I wonder if I was adopted …….